Rosie O'Donnell took out a full-page ad in Variety to celebrate the retirement of Bob Barker from "The Price Is Right." But her campaign to take over the show has been for naught, it seems. This morning she showed up at "The View," and, off-camera, told the audience that talks "didn't work out" because she wanted to make changes to the show and update it. (Or, as everyone else says, because they had someone else in mind.) What changes did she wanna make? "Hot men showing off the showcases instead of just women," reports an attendee. Whoa, lady. America's not ready for that!

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