Help A Horny 'Idol' Staffer Enjoy A Much-Needed Sex Break

Because time is clearly of the essence with the show's blockbuster finale just a couple of hours away, we'll pass along this Craigslist plea by an American Idol worker in desperate need of a tension-breaker with a minimum of the usual preamble:

working at idol...need a sex break - 32 any guys in the area who can host...don't mind traveling a little b4 the show. sexy, athletic, and passionate guy looking for hot sex. i don't live here and was hoping to have a hot time while i'm on break. italian-spanish, ht/wt prop, nice cock, and face. looking for good looking sexy guys who are oral tops. if you are oral its all good either way. send over face pic please

Hurry! Once things get underway, our anonymous pleasure-seeker may be too overcome with grief over Blake's crushing defeat to properly perform, a libido-hampering condition which not even Jordin's stirring rendition of her victory single may be able to reverse.