Post scold Andrea Peyser basically has two modes: righteous indignation, and vindictive rage peppered with jokes about ass-rape. Today she's in the latter mode! "The sexual tormentor will never be able to walk without fear of reprisals. Of beatings. Of rape. He will go to bed wondering - is that sexual assault, or are you just making friends?" Also, she knows the real reason why Peter lost his case: "Peter Braunstein was convicted for conducting a 13-hour reign of terror on one woman. But really, the man who dressed up like a hero firefighter, then effortlessly carried out his sickening plan, was taken down for daring to mess with all of our heads." If only everyone who did that had to go away for 25 years! We'd miss this column, though.

Time At Last For Him To Be Scared [NYP]