Torture porn got you down? Want something a little less explicit, something that titillates mildly while still doesn't physiologically humiliate you at the office? Today's "Today Show" offered a segment on the oh-so-2004 trend of housewife stripper pole parties. If you're hesitant to watch, let us assure you: Ann Curry does not mash her cuppable rump against a pole at any point. Enjoy?