For a variety of reasons we were unable to catch last night's penultimate "Sopranos." We've already informed most of our friends (that is, everyone on IM) not to tell us what happened, and we've avoided every website we know that might reveal any spoilers. This leaves us with very little to read. Oh, well, we thought: At least there's always the newspapers. They'll be safe, right? So if you did happen to see last night's episode, do keep quiet about it; gosh, we'd hate to learn about any surprises!

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