Who Wants To Go To Rehab?

  • E! offers Dina Lohan the chance to screw up her remaining kids for your viewing pleasure. [Page Six]
  • The Heatherettes, Tinsley Mortimer, JC Chasez, Amanda Lepore, Lance Bass, Richie Rich, and Jenna Jameson were all on the same plane, which, unfortunately, landed safely in Vienna. [NYM]
  • Bad tippers: David Byrne, Rupert Everett, Parker Posey, Madonna, Tobey Maguire, Barbra Streisand, Kelly Preston. Also Paul McCartney, but only when he's loaded. [Gatecrasher]
  • Say it ain't so: Amy Winehouse may use drugs! [R&M]