Larry and Laurie David Curb Their Marital Enthusiasm

  • HuffPo planet-lover Laurie David apparently could not take any more of Larry David's wacky antics. (Tardy! We divorced him last season.) [Page 6]
  • Those knife-play pix of Lindsay Lohan did indeed feature Vanessa Minnillo, doing maybe the only interesting thing she has ever done. [Page Six]
  • King of molester fratboys Joe Francis is out of jail, but maybe not for long. [TMZ]
  • Oh, right: Paris Hilton is in jail! And she has been allowed to keep her hair extensions as they are "tightly wound." [TMZ]
  • Beyonce and Jay-Z are totally really engaged this time! For real! Perhaps. [ASL]