Court Says Swear Away, And Screw The F.C.C.

Thank fucking Christ for the Second Circuit. Those motherfuckers on the U.S. Court of Appeals ruled yesterday that the FCC's ability to fine stations and networks for broadcasting obscenities was a bunch of bullshit. In a 2-1 decision (and fuck you for dissenting, Judge Pierre N. Leval, you cocksmoker), the Court ruled that when even dickstabbers like President Bush and Vice President Cheney can swear like asspacking sailors on shore leave, curse words generally do not contain the kind of sexual context which the FCC used as a rationale for their retarded fucking fines. While FCC chairman Kevin Martin pissed and moaned like a nubile Wyoming farmboy being passed around for cigarettes, we believe that the opinion, which can be found here, is tit-suckingly sagacious and eminently, taint-munchingly prudent. Nice fucking work, fellas.

Court Rebuffs F.C.C. on Fines for Indecency [NYT]