As presidential aspirant Rudy Giuliani attempted to explain his extremely nuanced position on abortion at a Republican debate in New Hampshire last night, lightning struck the sound-system, leading some easily credulous observers to ascribe the not uncommon act of nature to the whims of an angry God. Good, now we've got it narrowed down: Doing your cousin and marrying three times? God's cool with that. Saying that you're personally opposed to abortion but you believe in a woman's right to choose? Big Guy gets a little irate. Keep that in mind, blasphemers.

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