Craig Wilson's column today on nubile young interns at USA Today is chilling, in that "would totally freak Nancy Grace out" kind of way.
We weren't very deep into our conversation when I said it would be fun to go out for a few beers sometime this summer. Maybe they could even teach the old dog a few new tricks, I said. Worth a try, anyway.
One of the interns then confessed she didn't turn 21 until late in July, so we'd have to wait until then for our night on the town.
Suddenly I realized the young lady sitting across from me also was not yet born when I arrived at the paper. She didn't actually come out and say that, like the intern did last year. She was more subtle.
But it was still shocking to think she was born, got potty-trained, played with Barbie, experienced her first kiss, went to the prom, graduated from high school, then went off to college all in the time I sat at a desk typing.
I'm not sure I can wait until July for that drink.
He probably had an Olsen twins 21st-birthday countdown clock too.
Daisy-fresh interns make the old-timer wilt [USA Today]
