Breaking: Paris Hilton's Cavities Properly Probed


Apparently, there was some confusion earlier today concerning whether or not special-needs-cellblock socialite Paris Hilton was able to bypass a "humiliating" intake body cavity search upon her arrival at Century, the hottest celebrity-incarceration destination in Lynwood. While a NY Post report claimed that Hilton's potentially weapons-concealing nether-regions went unsearched, local detention facility watchdog organization TMZ can now exclusively confirm that the heiress's privileged cavities were not afforded any special treatment; fortunately, despite the thorough probing, the miniature recording devices TMZ implanted deep within Hilton during a recent Hyde blackout were not discovered, allowing the site to continue compiling its suspiciously detailed prison diary features without interruption.