Breaking: Judge Orders Paris Back To Jail, Immediate Halt Of All Cupcake Deliveries


It is in difficult times like these that we throw ourselves into the arms of the Drudge Report, knowing that any potentially upsetting news with be broken to us with a gentle whisper in the ear and a reassuring stroking of our hair.

After the jump, video of the announcement, which for at least one bystander represented the total collapse of the universe: