The Big, The Bad, And The Ugly

Today's Keith Kelly column reports about the decent doings of Ron Galotti, the former Conde Nast exec about who it is illegal to write without mentioning that he was the "real-life model for the fiction Mr. Big" in "Sex and the City." Ron's been on a rural kick of late, and the paper provides a shot of our man astride one of his recently-acquired steeds. The caption needs a little work, though. Here are our suggestions, let's see yours.

  • Wop On Top
  • Git Along, Little Dagos
  • Spaghetti Eastern
  • That's Gonna Be A Spicy Meatball
  • Cock and Bull

    New sheriff [NYP]