Dina McGreevey Wants A Faaaaabulous Jury Trial

Gay gov idiot turned seminarian Jim McGreevey has filed court papers that seem to be the faggiest escapade to hit New Jersey since Vito Spatafore first put on a leather harness. The Post does a particularly dreamy and lispy job with it:

Dina Matos McGreevey's tell-all memoir about her marriage to the Garden State's "Love Gov" sank like a stone because she's a fashion disaster who can't string together a sentence, the gay ex-governor claims.
Okay girl? Anyway. Dina Maaaatmos wants her trial. She will have her day in court! She is choosing cute outfits for it right now and practicing her sweeping arm gestures! She's all, "Eviiita! Eviiita!" Of course so is Jim.

Hissy-Dissy McG [NYP]