Nicole Richie Still World's Least Probable Preggo

  • Nicole Richie "fueled those pregnancy rumors by declining alcohol" at a party the other night. People. Come on. You don't have to be a Star magazine certified weight-estimator to deduce that that body could not even sustain a tapeworm. [Gatecrasher, 3rd item]
  • Eva Longoria's friends hate her fiance because sometimes he orders for her in restaurants. [Page Six]
  • Kristy "original Buffy" Swanson was arrested for allegedly attacking her new husband's jilted ex-wife. [People]
  • Hey, did you know that "a fascination with celebrity gossip is caused by deep-seated emotional hungers?" Um, anyway. So what's up with Paris?! [NYDN]
  • Still in jail. Feeling "cold." [NYDN]