Since Vice magazine's virtual LES is all filled up with hipster avatars (we tried to join this weekend), those desirous to experience the glory of the whole LES experience will have to make do with alternate simulacra like this YouTube video by vivacious Jew and publisher of the Grand Street News Yori Yanover. It's kind of like Russian Ark meets "Shalom in the Home" meets that part in "The Sopranos" where Meadow can't parallel park. The best part is when he yells at his daughter, "You know the mic is directional. it should always point at me!"