Paris Hilton Is A Cat Killer

  • Remember that cute little kittycat Paris Hilton was photographed with a while back? Bitch let it get squished in the road like Phil Leotardo's head. [Page Six]
  • Britney Spears "stormed out" of a photo shoot for a new perfume she's launching. How many perfumes can this lady have? [Page Six]
  • Um, Wes Craven is suing Pauly Shore. [TMZ]
  • Zach Braff was "getting touchy-feely" with 'Roswell' actress Shiri Appleby at Romeo & Juliet. Ah, Zach Braff's summer of NYC love. Gag me with a spoon. [R&M, last item]