Hey, Paris Hilton got the letter that you sent her in jail and she just wanted to let you know that she read it. "It put a smile on my face as I sit here in my cell, sad and alone." Aw. Her signature looks like the kind of thing that should only be doodled by 6th graders on Lisa Frank hallucinatory unicorn landscape stationery. Well, duh.

Inside Paris's Mailbag [E!]