We have been getting so many emails pointing us to stories about Jimmy Kimmel's recent emergency appendectomy saying "haha" and "karma is a bitch." People, please, how immature! Oh and we especially have to deplore the disgusting thing that P*r*z H*lt*n said about this. You know, about how "no, he didn't have to get his stomach pumped from drinking too much of Clay Aiken's jizz, though that'd be pretty hot. Disgusting but hot." Really, P*r*z. Tut tut.

Not Dead, Just Ailing [P*r*z]