Ashlee Simpson consort, bar owner and America's foremost expert on guyliner Pete Wentz appears 9 times in the August issue of J-14. (The magazine is like N+1 but for teens.) In one of his many confessions to the magazine, he writes:

I have two year' worth of hoodies, wearing a different one every day. A lot of people in the hardcore scene used to wear them. It's also like a comfort blanket. Long after I started wearing them, my manager told me that Bob Dylan would wear hoodies on tour. And when the hoodie was up, you couldn't talk to him. I was like, "That's amazing!"

That is amazing and almost unbelievable. Completely unbelievable. In fact, if you believe that you're an idiot or Pete Wentz.