Our pal Cajun Boy passes along the following correspondence. It's an ominous warning for those of you who venture above 14th Street:

I want the MTA to launch an investigation on the poop bandit at the Fifth ave/ 53rd st station. Every morning this week, some HUMAN has taken a shit somewhere in station. Monday and Tuesday it was on the stairs, then wed. it was right as you got out of the train, and someone had already stepped in it. I have been disturbed by this every morning, as it could be the most revolting thing I have ever seen!!!!

You know, say what you will about the mallification and Disneyization of New York City; so long as we've still got citizens who are willing to take a dump on the subway platform, we're still the greatest town on Earth.

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