• By Emily Gould
    Jun 29, 2007 4:42 PM 0
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    A Position At Racked

    Every week, and now sometimes every day, we single especially funny commenters out and stroke them until they're gratified.

    Re: Gawker's Best Posts of 2007

    • My Cock:
      "It's not the length of the list, it's the craft of the shaft."


    Re: Daily Gold Star

    • My Vagina
      "Jury has reconvened. Still not sure about the soul, however."

      Re: Goodbye Lockhart Steele

    • My Left Tit:
      "Lock's already offered both of us a position at Racked, but Righty over here thinks she's too good for it. Uppity bitch."


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