Every week, and now sometimes every day, we single especially funny commenters out and stroke them until they're gratified.

Re: Gawker's Best Posts of 2007

  • My Cock:
    "It's not the length of the list, it's the craft of the shaft."

Re: Daily Gold Star

  • My Vagina
    "Jury has reconvened. Still not sure about the soul, however."
  • Re: Goodbye Lockhart Steele
  • My Left Tit:
    "Lock's already offered both of us a position at Racked, but Righty over here thinks she's too good for it. Uppity bitch."