Every week, and now sometimes every day, we single especially funny commenters out and stroke them until they're gratified.
- My Cock:
"It's not the length of the list, it's the craft of the shaft."
Re: Daily Gold Star
- My Vagina
"Jury has reconvened. Still not sure about the soul, however."
- My Left Tit:
"Lock's already offered both of us a position at Racked, but Righty over here thinks she's too good for it. Uppity bitch."