Literary agents: they're an interesting breed—often sort of pompous and self-involved, and their jobs basically require them to be good liars. So it makes sense that the "hot guy" and the "agent" circles of the Venn diagram overlap somewhat. (We're saying that hot guys are self-involved liars, sort of!) The winner of this round of the competition will face off against our Round One winner: Overlook Associate Editor Aaron Schlechter, who won by a bit of a landslide, and maybe someone else if we can dredge up enough likely specimens for a round three. Help a sister out!