Well, it was hot in our minds. But apparently Anthony Bourdain has like a real live wife and a new baby girl or something. (Mazel tov!) And therefore he is out of the running to be the next Padma-paramour. It's too bad. We do however stand by our comments about totally wanting to make out with the man most likely to be photographed with a half-smile, a great scarf and a cigarette. Though maybe now we won't put out.