· You know what's totally hot right now? Quietly filing for divorce on the Third of July.
· Danny Boyle: Not an Eli Roth fan.
· We recommend that you hold off on your Parass Hilton buttplug purchase until the Jailbird Edition offers the Assquake option. You'll thank us later.
· Is it bad that we're happy the mayor bagged a hot Telemundo chick?
· Phil Spector's lawyer has his priorities in order.