If Kim Porter And Diddy Can't Make It, What Hope Is There?

  • Sean P. Diddy Puffy Diddy Combs' babymama beard, Kim Porter, has moved out. One wonders what the last straw was. [Page Six]
  • Jennifer Aniston is saving the environment by taking 3-minute showers. But: does she pee while she's in there? [Page Six]
  • Uh so this is Britney Spears' excuse for attacking a paparazzo with an umbrella: "I was preparing a character for a possible movie role where the husband doesn't play his part so they swap places. Unfortunately I didn't get the part. I'm sorry I got a little carried away with my role!" Oh, girl. [R&M, 2nd item]
  • Paris Hilton is reboning the Greek shipping heir memorably rechristened by the Fug Girls as "Stabby Nachos." [Gatecrasher]