You know what's yet one more great thing about the gay people? Their consumer consciousness! They're early adopters, they're curious consumers—and they buy a HECK of a lot of phones. Here's author Jack Shamama's recent phone history, annotated. It's true what they say: a single gay can pretty much keep the economy happily spinning! And here's another fun anecdotal fact. Nearly half of the iPhone buyers we know are of the gay persuasion. Look around at the swishy corner of your office and tell us it's not true.