Robert Scoble, spokesblogger, has a new job: Marc Andreessen's comment bitch. Of course, the role is unsolicited and self-appointed, but that won't impede the Scobleizer. He also has a generous job offer of his own: his personal email bitch. Why would Scoble volunteer for the onerous task of administering Andreessen's blog if he's looking to unload his own bothersome responsibilities? Better contacts, naturally. Apparently, the PR folk are no longer lining up, Scoble's calls to Steve Jobs go unheeded (surprise), and he can't get a seat at Junnoon. Hopefully, latching on to the successful entrepreneur and new must-read blog will change all that.