Our panel of experts has sorted through more than five hundred submissions, and now it's time for your vote. (It was hard; there were some amazing ones in there.) Help us select the most pretentious name that status-obsessed American parents might give to their offspring. Who knows? We may launch a whole new generation of Madisons or Brennans here! We know of one Gawker editor who is pulling hard for Gingerly, but the choice is yours. Democracy rules!

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