Nearly 4000 of you voted for our most pretentious baby name and, in a tight race, Dillinger prevailed with 26.6% and nearly 1000 votes. Congratulations to Gawker commenter The Big Doggy, who should immediately hang out a shingle and start charging idiot parents $200 a pop to name their tykes. He's an award-winning nomenclature consultant, after all. Nice work, everyone, thanks for participating.

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