The Onion, America's Finest News Source, has an eerily prescient report on what would happen if the Internet were to suddenly disappear, including the devastating toll it would take on the blogging community. Says one LiveJournal user, after years of online documentation disappeared, "I feel like control-alt-deleting myself." Apparently, Nigeria's economy, balanced so carefully on the backs of 419 scams, would be the first casualty.

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