Harry Potter And The Newfound Appreciation For House Music


The Smoking Gun reports that authorities on the East Coast intercepted a shipment of 400,000 ecstasy pills from Europe, including the "Harry Potters," pictured above, embossed with the familiar logo of the current title holder of Biggest Movie Star in the World. Perhaps the developing wizard has outgrown Every Flavour Beans in favor Bertie Bott's Dopamine-Draining Rave-y Good Time Pills, explaining how the affable Harry of previous chapters has been replaced by the horny and depressive one currently grinding his teeth and marveling at the fluffiness of Cho Chang's Hogwart's uniform sweater in Order of the Phoenix.