"The Harry Potter mania drives me crazy. Our fake ending was fairly clearly fake, and if anyone was confused, they're just too stupid to be allowed on the Internet. I suppose some of the other 'fakes' were more malicious in intent. Our only malice is against adults who read books for 10-year-olds. And they deserve whatever they get." RELATED: Hermione is buggered to death by a basilisk. (Oops, spoiler, sorry.) [NYDN]