While doing a bit of research today, we were guided to this delightful essay from over the winter by new Mediabistro-selling millionairess Laurel Touby's dad, Frank Touby, who's a columnist up in Canadia.

Turn to the back pages of Now, or Toronto Star's sister publication Eye, or Quebecor's Toronto Sun, or some of the gay publications and you will see what whoremongers these unabashed corporations truly are. Their pages are rife with ads selling intimate sexual acts with girls and boys, women and men. These corporations are pimps by definition.
Oh, it goes on! A great lunch read.

Newspapers pimp like biker gangs [Toronto Bulletin]