The Socialite And The Blow Job

Today's Page Six asks a very interesting question: "WHICH 'socialite' who's suffering photo withdrawal since socialiterank.com closed got down on her knees for a party paparazzo?

The Socialite And The Blow Job

He accepted her favors and then snapped away." Isn't that generous of her!

The Socialite And The Blow Job

We decided to consider the most obvious candidates; you, of course, will select the one you think is most guilty of giving out party favors.

The Socialite And The Blow Job

(Separately, you may also consider: Which party paparazzo? Bill Cunningham? (KIDDING.) Patrick McMullan? Urgh.)

The Socialite And The Blow Job

You might also speculate on who might plant such an item about someone! Also: We have considered that putting the word "socialite" in quotation marks was some sort of code, and have adjusted our guesses accordingly.


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