A reader writes:

The way you're keeping the "Jews and Gawker" thing alive is getting strange. It's making you look like the angry drunk at a bar who runs around trying to find someone - - anyone! - - who'll throw a punch and begin that delicious adrenaline rush that pulls you out of your depression.

I don't care enough you or the issue to care what happens next, but as a reader I gotta say it's just not entertaining. It's getting more desperate, and a little boring. Yesterday it was just that the guy in Chicago couldn't see the joke. Now you want us to see the thinking behind the joke. ( "...we think the comical ways in which your Jew country kowtows to the craziest Jew elements of crazy Jewiness could not be funnier. Hope that's okay!")

What's next, a diagram?

Yes!

Exactly What Is So Funny About The Jews

THINGS ABOUT THE JEWS THAT ARE FUNNY

Click to enlarge.

We're willing to bump that Holocaust number up to five for a really solid bit, preferably some sort of limerick.