Scantily-Clad Hipster Babes Eating Fried Chicken

The great Henri Cartier-Bresson once said that "To photograph is to hold one's breath, when all faculties converge to capture fleeting reality. It's at that precise moment that mastering an image becomes a great physical and intellectual joy." Of course, you never caught him hanging around events like the ones featured on Last Night's Party, Cobrasnake, and Misshapes. Alex Blagg sifts through the wreckage of our modern-day joy. That's right, kids, it's that precise moment known as Blue States Lose!

10.Misshapes. July 14th, 2007 photo #002: The secret to Kid's Meal's success as a Misshapes Mascot might have something to do with the kneepads he appears to be wearing under those fabulous pink pants of his.

9.Misshapes. July 14th, 2007 photo #232: Nobody should wear guyliner. But some dudes REALLY shouldn't wear guyliner. Though his offensiveness is slightly diminished on account of his close proximity to one pretty awful sequinned beret.

8. The Cobrasnake. Spoonman So Me photo #9323: Here's someone I'd love to hang out with.

7. Misshapes. July 14th, 2007 photo #170: Is there some kind of "hot pink body-painted Asian mimes from Paris" fad going on that no one's told me about yet? Why am I always the last to know?

6. The Cobrasnake. Spoonman So Me photo #5915: I sort of love this look. The moustache and Member's Only jacket make you think "unemployed pedophile", but then BAM!, the super-moussed hairdo blows your mind with its fauxhawky fabulousness.

5. Misshapes. July 14th, 2007 photo #135: A Clockwork Moron.

4. Misshapes. July 14th, 2007 photo #178: "Bro, check it out! I've got a tattoo on the INSIDE OF MY MOUTH! Isn't that, like, rad?"

3. Last Night's Party. 7am Swim photo #4829: One of the many downsides of doing cocaine is ending up in strange apartments at six in the morning having long, incredibly personal conversations with people like these dudes.

2. The Cobrasnake. Birthday Face photo #8994: We see people wearing a lot of ridiculous shit around here, but a big dopey mouse costume and a fucking trucker hat? What a douche.

1. Last Night's Party. Linger Fickin' Good photo #657: We guarantee you will eat less and lose weight on the Looking At This Picture Diet, or your money back!

Previously: Surviving The Game