'Real Simple': Only Attractive Families Need Apply

Are you and your family free this Thursday, July 26? Are you attractive? Can you read an ad that's only barely written in English? Then you may be able to participate in a Real Simple photo shoot! You'll even get $200!

The Craigslist ad:

Casting for TWO ATTRACTIVE FAMILIES (think magazine family)with one Mom and one Dad (30s/early40s) and 1 to 3 children (primary or elementary school ages; no TODLLERS OR TEENS) for one day photo shoot on the Thursday, July 26th (all day in NYC area /transportation provided) for feature photo to accompany major article in upcoming edition of REAL SIMPLE magazine.
Email photo of all family members (picture in which all members are clearly visable) by Sunday, July 22nd / PM. Mark the subject line of the email FAMILY or your submission will be discarded. Include ALL the following information in your email: Name, Ages, Phone # (home and Cell), email address. We must be able to contact you quickly.
ONLY ATTRACTIVE FAMILIES NEED APPLY. NO SINGLE OR INAPPROPRIATE SUBMISSIONS CONSIDERED> Your submission will be discarded.
Okay, ugly families—let's get those applications in!

CASTING: Family for National Magazine [Craigslist]
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