Here We Go Again: Linday Lohan Arrested For DUI, Cocaine Possession

Stop us if you've heard this one before: Lindsay Lohan, recent Promises Malibu graduate and voluntary wearer of apparently nonfunctioning transdermal alcohol-monitoring devices, has been arrested—and subsequently released on $25,000 bail—for DUI and coke possession (instead of a "usable amount of cocaine," this time we have the nearly as catchy "cocaine found in pants") in Santa Monica early this morning, after a report that her SUV was chasing another vehicle.

If there's a bright side to this latest incident in the troubled starlet's serial misadventures with booze and drugs (besides the financial windfall for those who took the under on two months for her next trip to rehab), it's that her mugshot is somewhat more flattering than those pictures from her Memorial Day meltdown; at least for this latest photo shoot, Lohan was lucid enough to give the camera her best "stunned by my amazing capacity to fuck up my life" pose.