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Personal assistant hunted by drunken, coke-carrying Lindsay Lohan! From L.A.-based City News Service: "In a hastily convened news briefing outside the police station, police Lt. Alex Padilla told reporters that another motorist — whom he described as the mother of Lohan's personal assistant — had called police on her cell phone and alleged that the actress was chasing after her in an SUV. [...] 'The other car was being driven by the mother of her personal assistant, who had just quit her job earlier... probably about a couple of hours before the incident occurred.... The mother then tried to make it here to the Santa Monica Police Department... The mother was afraid,' Padilla said."