We realize with all the DUI and coke-in-pants excitement of recent days, it's all too easy to lose track of Hollywood's less selfish and better-adjusted luminaries. For example, we failed to investigate what the world's most famous orphan-collecting, bee-stung-lipped beauty, her aging pretty-boy lover, and their multi-ethnic brood did over their summer vacation. Thanks to the indiscretion of a French amusement center owner, however, the details of their afternoon bowling and air hockey adventures remain a mystery no longer:
Le Palace Vert's owner Patrick Bernard tells PEOPLE that once they arrived, the Jolie-Pitts, Pearl and the four children (Maddox, 5, Pax-Thien, 3, and Zahara, 2, and Adam Pearl, 5) hit the lanes.
Pitt was especially attentive, Bernard adds, and encouraged all the youngsters whenever they hit a pin. [...]
"At one point though, because the children don't have the strength to always get the ball down the lane, it sometimes stops. Brad thought he'd go down the lane to push it along. He slipped and fell on his back. Hard," Bernard tells PEOPLE.
This wasn't the first amusement area the crew was spotted enjoying recently. Pitt made a scene in the bouncy castle when they all spent a day at the Aventure-Parc in Massignac.
Pitt's rowdy behavior at various French arcades didn't end there—he also humiliated his wife and children at Chateau d'Amusements in Saint-Brice-sur-Vienne, when during a particularly vigorous match of Whacques-A-Canard, the actor toppled over the arcade console and demanded the proprietors reward him with a stuffed duck for daughter Zahara, "because the scoring system on your stupid duck-hitting game is totally jacked!"