Naomi Watts Parturates At Last

  • Finally, the glorious offspring of Naomi Watts and greatest, most serious actor of our time Liev Schreiber is known to us: Alexander Pete Schreiber, 22.5 inches, 8 lbs 4 oz. Which is big. Because Naomi was pregs for like seriously 4 years. [Us]
  • "It's hard to top Lindsay, Paris and Britney in this week's scandal sweepstakes, but Zsa Zsa Gabor 's husband may have done it yesterday by claiming that a trio of women robbed him, stripped him and handcuffed him to his Rolls-Royce." Yeah, or not. [R&M]
  • At screenings of Lindsay Lohan's ill-timed new film, audiences were laughing when they should have been crying, or at the very least not laughing. [Defamer]
  • Britney Spears' bodyguard beat up a photographer outside Wynn Las Vegas. [Us]