This week was a banner week for excellence in commenting. In addition to the commenters listed below, we'd like to extend a special honorary group gold star to everyone who commented on that 'singlefiers' post, except Thomas Pynchon, who can go eat the four week old lite cottage cheese from a single lady's fridge.

Re: Naomi Watts Parturates At Last

• Hortense:
  "Perhaps this is why Corey Haim is pointing his finger at all of us today. And also why Corey Feldman looks so contemplative."
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  Re: Posh Spice Loves Attention
  
• Oovy:
  "How about, 'Like a moth to a spotlight, she was drawn to the spotlight, because she is a moth. Or like one.'"
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  Re: Car-Chasing Lindsay Busted With Pants Full of Cocaine
  
• DonPardoCalrissian:
  "Lindsay Lohan is my generation's Paris Hilton."
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  Re: Beyonce's Florida Faceplant Is Looking So Crazy Right Now
  
• Ellagood:
  "finally gravity catches up with her. i mean she wears at least, what, 35 lbs. of water buffalo weave, right?"
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  Re: Claire Danes' Nipple Tops Mary Louise Parker's Rump
  
• Lolcait:
  "I challenge them to an act off. Claire 'does crumple-face cry', Mary Louise does 'drink from a big gulp'. And Mary Louise will win, because she's fantastic. And Claire will show up to Pygmalion rehearsal with teeth missing and a black eye and all the Roundabout queens will hiss 'Oohhh, she's so method...'"
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  Re: Julia Allison Displays Her Range
  
• Grandmoffbastard:
  "It's almost like she's really spelling!"

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