On Entertainment Tonight, Vanity Fairest of them all writer Nancy Jo Sales explained the appeal of "bad boys" like Kevin Federline, Joel Madden, and Cisco Adler to "starlets" like Britney Spears, Nicole Richie, and Mischa Barton. "Dating one of these girls seems to be a one-way ticket to insta-fame. There doesn't really seem to be a downside," Nancy says. Um, except maybe for the girls, who must contend with polluted wombs, ruined careers, and visions of elephantine nutsacks that will haunt them for the rest of their days.