Hey, anyone who sees Bertolli frozen-dinner whore and ladyboy Rocco DiSpirito apportioning frozen pasta in Conde Nast's cafeteria right now, please thank him for breaking Joey's heart on Top Chef last night. Joey will be heading back to Long Island—Franklin Square, represent!—after that douchebag Rocco (Joey's word, not ours!) sent him home. You never want a see a guy from Long Island cry like Joey did. It's like when your dad tries to lift you up but he can't anymore and you realize he's old and will die some day and he realizes the same thing. And neither one of you say anything but both of you are a little sadder.