• By Emily Gould
    Aug 3, 2007 9:00 AM 3,306
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    Lindsay Lohan Will Never Be A Fashion Muse

    • Lindsay Lohan isn't going to be the new face of Louis Vuitton. Stealing their clothes at her Elle shoot might have had something to do with it. [Page Six]
    • Keith Richards didn't mix his dad's ashes with cocaine, he just snorted them straight. [R&M, last item]
    • Crazy person alleges that Paula Abdul is "on so many painkillers" that she passes out in her makeup chair every day. [Page Six]


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