Quick, Don't Think Of Gay And Nan Talese's Sex Life

  • Will Gay Talese's memoir of his four-decade open marriage to Doubleday publisher Nan Talese be Oprah's next book club pick? Maybe not! [R&M]
  • Vanessa Williams is still bitching about her dog getting dognapped. "Celebrities feel things so deeply, don't they?" hisses Ben Widdicombe. [Gatecrasher, second item]
  • 43% of Us readers think Kevin Federline should have custody of his and Britney Spears' kids. Well! The people have spoken. [Us]