Marc Jacobs Rehabbed Into Boring Organic Automaton

We recently asked if Marc Jacobs had gotten a new gayface installed. But apparently, he had a whole new gaybod put in! Says the designer to the September issue of homosexual mouthpiece Out, on which he appears nekked: "You're going to get a bunch of blogs saying 'He must be on meth in order to be that skinny compared to 10 months ago,' but in fact I'm eating a totally organic diet, which has no flour, no sugar, no dairy, and no caffeine, and I lost weight because of that diet and because of a 2-hour exercise regime seven days a week." Also: "Right now I can't even imagine being attracted to someone who isn't in a healthy place on all levels. So I have to not be in the healthiest place in order to be attracted to someone like that." You know what? Gag. We're glad he's not a junkie whore, sure. Mazel tov. But the all-okra diet and talking about feeeeelings all day? Jesus, Marc. What man would want you now?

Pictures [Out.com]